06
Aug
09

Steven Tyler, it’s time to hang ’em up.

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Steven Tyler AKA “Lionel Richie’s horse face ain’t got shit on mine,” has injured himself on tour, again. This time it looks like it was serious, as he was carried out by helicopter. “Nifty” thought he could jump around and dance like an idiot when the ultra advanced South Dakota event’s sound system failed during “Love in an Elevator.” Mr. Tyler also thought it’d be nice to fall off the stage in front of the crowd made up of 40, and 50 somethings. They all cheered him as he laid motionless for a few seconds before realizing this very well could have been the end.

Enough is enough. I don’t know what Mick Jagger’s training consists of, or who he trains with in the off season, but Steven Tyler might want to hire that dude to give it one last go.

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2 Responses to “Steven Tyler, it’s time to hang ’em up.”


  1. 1 Peter
    August 6, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    That dude loves to suck Casper’s dick.


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