Rolling Stone can suck it.

Uncle Reg and I just got into a discussion about their Top 100 Guitarists of All Time list. This isn’t the first time we’ve discussed this travesty, and it wont be the last. I don’t seem to understand the constant riding of Kurt Cobain’s dick. I REALLY don’t understand why Jack White gets to much cred, either. The really mind baffling shit is the order of rest of these musicians. There are some very talented guitar players on this list, and then there are guitar GODS on it as well. Let’s look at ridiculousness:

#7 Stevie Ray Vaughan – I could have sworn he was number 4 a few years ago. While it was hard for me to accept three guitarists have played an axe better than SRV, it was a reasonable three. Now there are 6. What the fuck?

#16 Johnny Ramone – I don’t give a shit about history. Redundancy is the worst. If there was a top 500 list, he’d be 498. Just ahead of C.C. Deville, and whoever played guitar in qatweasel.

#22 Mike Bloomfield – Who?

#27 Mark Knopfler – What a joke. This man is a top 10. His fingertips don’t bleed when he plays. Got that, Clapton?

#50 Pete Townsend – Pedophile.

#70 Eddie Van Halen – Unjustified. I think after the top 10, they just started calling out names. Well, none of these fucking editors have really given a listen to “Beat It,” let alone an entire Van Halen record. Rolling Stone sucks.

#83 Neil Young – If he gave a shit, there would be murder/suicide headlines everywhere.

#96 Angus Young – It’s as if AC/DC was a one hit wonder, and they never made Back in Black.

#100 Kim Thayil – I’m sure this had something to do with him fading into even more obscurity.

So, Rolling Stone is for retards. Where the fuck is Dimebag?

1 Response to “Rolling Stone can suck it.”

  1. 1 Uncle Reg
    July 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    # 22 Mike Bloomfield AKA Mike Who?field. Appeared on only 4 records in the late 60’s, died of a drug overdose in ’81. I’m supposed to believe this dude was better than the Knopf?

    Alfonso, get off Townshends jock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Townshend#Legal_matters

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